Thursday, February 26, 2009

Word of the day


coiffure [kwä-fyŏŏr']
-noun
1. a style of arranging or combing the hair.
2. a head covering; headdress.

My flowing locks have reached the point of no return. Only styling paste and gel can tame this mad beast atop my head. Barely can my helmet withhold these flowing tendrils. Perhaps it's time for a haircut? Possibly. Or perhaps it's time to consider the second part of the aforementioned definition. All roads lead to ponytail.

4 comments:

  1. All roads lead to me breaking up with you.

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  2. You don't mean queefer? And I just shaved my locks off as well.

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  3. Dude when is Aaron Hubbell going to race aka MAH? He won't respond to my notes. I need to see him casrh.

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